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Sweet Southern Pearl
A few things about me:
--My name is Melissa and I'm 25.
--Majoring in Early Childhood Education
--I'm from a small town but I've been to a lot of places.
--I have a slight addiction to football and drag racing.
--I have a very strong hatred for the Dallas Cowboys.
--I bleed garnet and black.
--I'm sometimes shy, sometimes a smartass, and sometimes random
--Became a hockey fan in high school. and I've been a Pittsburgh Penguins fan every since.
--The world is a much better place with Palmetto Trees & Crescent Moons!
--I ♥ ♥ my southern accent! Its soft and sweet. Don't try to correct me b/c you will be able to understand me.
--My name is Melissa and I'm 25.
--Majoring in Early Childhood Education
--I'm from a small town but I've been to a lot of places.
--I have a slight addiction to football and drag racing.
--I have a very strong hatred for the Dallas Cowboys.
--I bleed garnet and black.
--I'm sometimes shy, sometimes a smartass, and sometimes random
--Became a hockey fan in high school. and I've been a Pittsburgh Penguins fan every since.
--The world is a much better place with Palmetto Trees & Crescent Moons!
--I ♥ ♥ my southern accent! Its soft and sweet. Don't try to correct me b/c you will be able to understand me.
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| start of game: | ALRIGHT HERE WE GO BOYS HERE WE GO LET'S GET PUMPED |
|---|---|
| being down one goal: | ok alright lets get our shit together we've got this |
| being up one goal: | ok good start boys good start just one goal closer to the cup lets just keep this lead |
| being down three or more goals: | OK YOU LITTLE SHITS YOU BETTER LISTEN TO ME I DEDICATED MY LIFE TO YOU FOR 7 FUCKING MONTHS YOU BETTER START PLAYING WITH SOME FUCKING ENERGY AND MAKE A PRETTY SPECTACULAR FUCKING COMEBACK |
| being up three or more goals: | WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS LAWDDDD STANLEY HERE WE COME NOTHING CAN STOP US WE ARE INVINCIBLE THIS IS OUR YEAR ALL THE WAY BABY I LOVE MY TEAM YESSSS |
| in OT: | *inserts breathing tube just for safety precautions* |
| getting ready for school: | i've worn my jersey every day for six straight days is this sanitary probably not hashtag because its the cup |
| studying: | no |
| sleeping: | no |
| anything that doesn't involve hockey: | no |
GROW DINOSAURS
We literally have an entire trilogy of movies that explain why that is a bad idea.
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